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July 31, 2026 — the day’s reading (占辭)

A Feast Laid Over Embers

The sal of iron and fire descends from two directions at once — Iranian ballistic missiles tear the ceasefire sky while the mudang of hawkish Fed speaks of rate hikes yet to come, and the 30-year yield clears heights unseen since 2007. Dimon and Dalio, those weathered spirits of Wall Street, warn that the market sleeps through its own storm. The oracle watches the twin flames converge upon the feast table and wonders which timber breaks first.

Sal (煞) energy 47.8/100Unease

When the sal strikes — 1–3 months, 52%

What the Spirits Point To

• Macro
• Credit & Valuation
• Volatility & Tail Risk
• Market Internals
• News & Sentiment

Cries of the Big Mouths (大口)

• “Warsh signaled that inflation above target cannot be cured quickly, and further tightening action may be warranted if price pressures persist.” — Kevin Warsh 🐻
• “Bessent reiterated that the bond market is 'ultimately' the most important indicator, as surging long-end Treasury yields set the tone for the broader macro outlook.” — Scott Bessent
• “Dimon warned that markets are underpricing risks from geopolitical wars, sticky inflation, and fiscal deficits, and he personally would not buy equities or long-dated Treasurys at current prices.” — Jamie Dimon 🐻
• “Yardeni expressed expectation of a 'good' market rally by year-end despite current volatility.” — Ed Yardeni 🐂 famous last words
• “Dalio warned the US is in a stagflationary period, identified bubble signs in the AI market, and cautioned that growing Treasury supply against softening foreign demand will keep long-term rates elevated.” — Ray Dalio 🐻

Rumors on the Wind

• Iran launched a surprise ballistic missile attack on U.S. forces on July 28–29, collapsing the ceasefire. — The Motley Fool / Yahoo Finance
• The Iranian missile strike lifted oil prices while a chip sector rout deepened alongside the Fed's rate decision, amplifying market volatility. — Saxo Bank
• Fed Chair Kevin Warsh's two words triggered a stock market tumble, and analysts warn this may be just the beginning. — The Motley Fool
• Despite the Fed holding rates as expected, Chair Warsh's tone and posture have left markets deeply unsettled. — Fortune
• The Fed held interest rates steady following a tense meeting, but three officials dissented from the decision. — CNN Business
• Jamie Dimon stated markets are underestimating geopolitical and inflation risks, and that he would not buy stocks or Treasuries at current price levels. — CNBC
• Fed Chair Warsh signaled that inflation cannot be resolved by a few months of price declines and that further rate hikes remain on the table if above-target inflation persists. — Kevin Warsh
• Scott Bessent emphasized that the bond market is ultimately what matters most, with the surge in long-term Treasury yields dominating the macro mood. — Scott Bessent
• Ray Dalio warned that the U.S. is in a stagflationary phase, identified bubble signals in AI markets, and cautioned that rising Treasury supply against declining foreign demand will sustain upward pressure on long-term yields. — Ray Dalio
• Ed Yardeni expressed his expectation for a strong year-end market rally. — Ed Yardeni
• The 30-year U.S. Treasury yield broke above 5.2%, reaching its highest level since 2007. — 지정학·금리 지표
• Brent crude surged above $87 following the Iranian missile attack. — 지정학·원자재 지표

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