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October 29, 2026 — the day’s reading (占辭)

Alphabet Lightning, AI Fog

Alphabet’s historic drop on October 29 sent a lightning shock through U.S. markets, while the AI trade carries a darker sal across technology. Ed Yardeni sees opportunity, Mike Wilson marks S&P 500 support at 7,100–7,200, yet Jamie Dimon hears harsher spirits beneath inflation and high rates. With the November 3 midterms and Middle East war stirring the smoke, do not mistake a receding wave for solid ground.

Sal (煞) energy 50.7/100Foreboding

When the sal strikes — 1–3 months, 48%

What the Spirits Point To

• Macro
• Credit & Valuation
• Volatility & Tail Risk
• Market Internals
• News & Sentiment

Cries of the Big Mouths (大口)

• “Jamie Dimon warned that the odds of a market shock are higher than Wall Street assumes, citing sticky inflation, fiscal deficits, geopolitical conflicts and elevated interest rates as risks to future stability.” — Jamie Dimon 🐻
• “Ed Yardeni said Middle East escalation, Fed tightening, midterm-election surprises and AI investment constraints could increase near-term volatility, but resilient growth and earnings would make selloffs buying opportunities.” — Ed Yardeni 🐂 famous last words
• “Mike Wilson said the correction that began in June is in its final stages, but AI financing, the midterm elections and tightening liquidity could cause another uncomfortable decline, with 7,100–7,200 as potential S&P 500 support.” — Mike Wilson

Rumors on the Wind

• Alphabet’s historic stock drop dragged the U.S. market lower. — AP News
• The October 29 performance of the Dow, S&P 500, and Nasdaq was reported. — AP News
• Major indexes fell as Alphabet selling continued and AI jitters returned. — Yahoo Finance
• Investors are bracing amid turbulence in the AI trade. — Axios
• The Fed held steady, making the policy implications a market focus. — Kiplinger
• Ed Yardeni said Middle East war, Fed tightening, midterms, and AI investment constraints could increase near-term volatility. — Ed Yardeni
• Ed Yardeni said resilient economic conditions and corporate earnings could make selling an opportunity. — Ed Yardeni
• Mike Wilson saw room for another uncomfortable decline and identified 7,100–7,200 as S&P 500 support. — Mike Wilson
• Jamie Dimon warned that persistent inflation, fiscal deficits, geopolitical conflict, and high rates could intensify market anxiety. — Jamie Dimon
• Rising oil prices and Middle East and Iran-related tensions could spread through inflation and long-term rates. — 유가

This oracle is entertainment and informational content, not investment advice. The probabilities and prophecies shown guarantee no particular outcome, and all investment decisions should be made at your own responsibility in consultation with a financial professional.

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